Saturday, April 15, 2006

Yo.

Blogging early today.You can say im pretty bored.As usual had golf training.This time i got scolding by my dad real good.Ok enough said.I will try and recall the most pissed and near death experiences i had during this shitty 17 1/2 yrs of my life.

One of the most pissed situation i had was during a saturday.It was raining heavily.I was already wearing my shoes to attend the weekly malay remedial.Yeah ! My malay standard is like " terok" jialat ahaha.My granny was hospitalised cause she had a pretty bad fall and she stayed at Mount Elizabeth Hospital.Damn,a private hospital.So my dad was pretty uptight for i dont know why.He went to me and said " What on earth you goin to do when you grow up ? " I was certainly caught off guard.Then he started...bla bla bla.I was so pissed that as i reached school with syafiq.I went to the toilet and broke the hand dryer.Yeah,my fist was busted after that but it sure felt good.

Ok now to the near death experiences.2 of them was at this kampong at Malaysia.Was picking durian and *THUD ! * . HOLY !!! The durian just fell like a few feet back my ass ?.That same day i disturbed this goat.Throw stone.The Goat got so F*** up it chased me.WooHOo !Speaking of goats,i remembered reading the malay newspaper about a man in Malaysia Satisfying this goat.Whahaahahahah.Imagine the child or whatever is called having his head and body of the goat or better still,vice versa.Centaur

Another would be when i was crossing the road.This driver have definitely watched too much initial D.Why ? That bastard was trying to drift when the Green man was flashing.Thank God for blessing me with fast reflexes as i jumped back. Hello i dont want to end up in the newspaper headlines as " Boy 17 got run over by Car driver who thinks his Fujiwara Takumi (initial D) "

Argh,i missed Taekwondo.If only it was a little bit cheaper.Got this time my Sir got so hyper he asked us to do 2000 jumping jacks.Ok fine.After it was over,without any rest straight into sparring.I was a punching bag for 3minute.Well standard is 3minutes.My opponent was my friend who always gave excuses to skip exercises.So A fully Enerigsed him against a fully shagged me.It was hell ! couldnt even use my footwork.Even though it was just him ( name shall not be disclosed to protect that assholes identity =P )

Ok there was this one time i went out with my friend.This Guy dropped his pen.Being a helpful Singaporean,i picked it up and returned it.To my surprise,he was a lesser man.He said Thank you in a sissy shit way and even winked at me.I just walked away.Whats wrong being a full normal guy ? bloody "bapoks".Metrosexuals are fine not gay.Anyway he was wearing this bright pink sleeveless shirt and had a white scraf round his neck.Aye Caramba ! SCARY !


Pic of the day ! My first degree as a Senior blackbelt.

Alright peeps,thats all from me today.So Tag !! Whoever is reading this.I know you know that ur reading this.

Im out !
Bakayarou ! KON darou !? So KON ! KON !
Currently listening to MIYAVI - Jibun Kakumei

Phew.. I'm still alive...