Friday, April 21, 2006

Heyya !

Yes the title is "SEX and Cat" but im not doing the cat.HAha.Ok lets start.Firstly sex.Yes i know my cousin Ryza will be happily reading this with his adrenaline pumping.Right cuzz ? Hmm lets talk about rapist.This No good scum bags will go around hunting and tormenting people just to satisfy their sexual hunger.Its all because of them that the parks arent safe for the young ladies to jog on.Lets talk about the "Clementi Monster".A repeated sex offender and finally his caught.Next time if i am lawyer and my client is a sex offender,i WILL definitely make him lose.
I still get paid you know =/.

The Judges will sentenced them to jail term and and brutal strokes of cane.If i was the judge,my sentence would be 5 strokes at their dick.YEAH ! how does that feel huh ? If you want sex that badly,why dont you go to the prostitute ? they are much experienced...if you cant pay for their service ... be a gigolo then.Confirm those tai-tai will be glad to take gung-ho lads like yourself.You please your dick and you get money at the same time.Two Birds with one stone.Hmm hmm.Do consider ok ? dont need to thank me,its just how well you use your brain granted you have one.

On to Kids with boring porn videos.Hello ? Did u notice in your state of " gian-ness " that your wearing school uniform ? Guess not then.Why for all places the staircase ? Ah Pek at void deck playing chess then u too paiseh right ? OH better still,you dont want the humsap Ah Pek join the fun ? So people beware ! if u see wet wet stuff at staircase just think again because it might not be saliva but his cum.Yeah Sex is common among Singaporeans..just dont video it can ? ITS BORING ! ( courtesy for my friends for showing me )

Few days back,this JC student killed himself.I AM NOT INSULTING HIM.REPEAT.NOT INSULTING HIM.He complained his dick was tad too small.Size dosent matter right ? i dont know,ask the ladies.Isnt technique better ? Thats why Kama Sutra is available.Different many positions,everyday different style.Song bo ?

Ok enough said about that.On to my Cat.3 cats ; Blackie,Dover and Patches.Blackie is FAT got chance to get diabetes.Dover on the other hand got fungus and must wear this collar-thingy round her neck.Patches is fine,nothing wrong.

Today nothing special happen.Same old shit.I beat my bro 9-1 in soccer.*raises hand to acknowledge the applause*.Most probably tomorrow im going out with patrick for my long awaited lunch treat. JP ah ? im game for anything.You pay i eat.Free food rocks. xP


Pic of the day ! Kuchiki Byakuya.

Im a lawyer to be.A lawyer that can kick ass and plays golf at the same time.Jack of all trades master of none.Who would want to be a master of somethin out-dated ?haha ! Finally i got 22
X Japan songs.Hmmm NP and TP students starting school next week.So friends studying there good luck ! oh yeah she starting school as well..hmm hmm.

Till here peeps !
Currently listening to X Japan - Art of life ( 29mins )

Phew.. I'm still alive...