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Monday, June 23, 2008
i just had to make a double post
Never attempt to change the way nature works.
If 1 is 1 .. then it WILL and MUST be one. 2,3 .. etc ..
Not 1 is 2 or 2 is 1 ... i shall not insult your intellect any further.
That's so wrong. Why lehhhhhh ?
Good thing the Singapore Government have yet to accept homosexual.
Dont be like the United Kingdom. While Screwing the ass of another is criminally wrong. It's not for the gays in UK. Why you ask ? Where else can they stuff it in right?
Met a friend today after work. Was in full uniform, i always think this particular friend of mine is pretty.
so this is how the convo goes.
Jasmine " Hello Hazmi !"
Hazmi "Hello,Wow Jasmine is that you ? " ( she becoming even better laaa )
*skips the formalities*
Jasmine " So you joined the Police Force as a regular? you look good in uniform"
this is where i thought i can flirt abit .. however ..
Hazmi " NEVER.. by severe unfairness im serving NS,is that your friend ? "
Jasmine " Oh yes,Hazmi this is Chris.Chris this is Hazmi "
* deep down i dont see a chris,more like jane or something *
........... silence .........
Jasmine " you look tired "
Hazmi " just got back from work yeah.Hmm it's been awhile since we last chat maybe we could go lunch or something ? "
Jasmine " sure ! i'd love to "
by then .. MISS CHRIS was exuding this murderous intent and was giving me this stare.
awww come on, i'd kill ya in 3 secs.
Hazmi " OH! that's if your bf dont mind "
Jasmine " oh ! what are you saying .. dont worry "
true,never in a million years would i be.Just being polite that's all.
My gawd .. what's happening to this world.
NO MORE GOOD GUYS MEHH ?
Phew.. I'm still alive...