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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Selamat Hari Raya to all Muslim
Happy Holidays to the others.
It's over. 14hrs of abstainance is no more.
So with that over, I will forgive all those who offended me. You're lucky ! there were times i just felt like slitting your throats.
Bah, Gym session and jogging was'nt that fun actually.
So many things to write but i dont have the mood.
One thing i would not do again and that would be.
If i like somebody, tell her.
Hazmi you're such an anus
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Sunday, September 28, 2008
So i reached home at 4am. If it wasnt for the title you people might think i'd gone clubbing. Then again, those who knows me know i dont.
Anyhow, im so tired. I finished my night shift and i reached home at 10, took my nap and woke up at 3. Reached my NPC by 4. bla bla bla bla .. all the way to 4am when im finally home.
First night race ehhhh ?
I've always like F1, but watching it live is a total diff exp. Firstly, without ear plugs you'd prolly go deaf. Secondly, Singaporeans are kinda stupid. Seriously, how the fuck can you take shot with your HP camera when the car is going at speed up to 300km/h ? Even my eyes have trouble keeping up with the cars.
Oh yes, the ladies there were dressed to kill.
First person from the opposite sex who came up to me for directions was very generous.She didnt wore any bra and i could see everything.
From Japanese,Singaporeas,Fins, etc ..
and stuff happened.
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
CARS. I want my own please.
So, my virgin drive was given to the family Toyota Estima. Huge car, but damn I can see the traffic way ahead.
So the cars i drove would be
1) Toyota Estima
2) Subaru WRX
3) Toyota Altis
4) Toyota Corolla
5) Mazda 323
6) Mitsubishi EVO 3
7) Mitsubishi Lancer
8) Mazda 3
9) Mazda Rx8
10) The police van ?
Hmm, the all time fav would be the RX8. Fucking cool Rotary Engine.
Difference between the Rx7 and Rx8 ?
Rx7 = more power
Rx8 = More Balanced.
Gee, dad bought himself an IPHONE. Damn ghey laaa.
Oh, did i mentioned a new line ? Yes, a new line
Overseas diff, Local diff. Confusing la Paaa
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Im the kind of person who trusts his instincts a lot.
However, i need evidence to prove myself. Wah like in court room eh ?
See, I got it right. Though i'm no in way happy laaa.
Taking leave sure is good. I dont have to attend to fucking stupid members of public that will call the Police for every little things. Also, I can start training again. Awesomeee (:
RANDOM TIME
My dear girl Vanessa called me Hitmonchan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitmonchan#Hitmonchan
Oh yeah,once i was on the train and this Japanese tourist came up to this group of sch kids to ask for directions. Sure with his Japanese accent, it sounded funny at first but hey, it sounded pretty decent. This idiots spoke to him too fast which left him quite lost. Best thing, they left at the next stop.
Try going to Japan. They wont talk to you unless you speak Japanese. Even if you do, if they speak too fast and just leave you like that, DAMN.
I bet you're going to stand there like an erected penis in the middle of Tokyo.
Right,
What should i wear later ? troublesome ...
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Saturday, September 20, 2008
2 days straight,
I've tried to chase this assholes. Obviously, with the equipment that weighs heavily and the shoes that are supposed to be used in the office I couldnt get them. To top it off, they were running for their lives.
I need my own car
I need money
I need to get my LLB Honours
I need to finish NS fast.
Deployed for F1, Hellooooo Grid girls ((:
Met a friend who told me this
" Mi, you're still young. Flirt around and have fun "
LOL
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
I love jokes, all kinds ~
so yep, i shall write 2 jokes i heard today that made me laugh. Though it's much hilarious if you heard it upfront. Ah,fck it.
A short one
1) Father: Son, when there's a will there's a way !
Son: No dad, when there's a will there's a relative
Get it ? you sucked bad if you dont.
2) Man was eating when his wife came up to him and smacked him with a frying pan. Annoyed, he asked why and his wife answered him with " I found a piece of paper in your pants. It said "Jenny". Man replied " It was the horse I betted on!" Wife apologised and left. Next day during dinner. Wife took a bigger frying pan and smacked him unconcious. He woke up in the hospital and asked "And.. what is that for?"
The wife replied
" Your horse called ~ "
OMG,LOL LOL ((:
funny shit made my day.
well,getting tasered just now wasnt that pleasent.
this is what you get when the brothers get bored after
dinner.
and the aftermath of their boredom.
War ~ im ranked 3rd !
Yes,this is WOW ( World of Warcraft )
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Monday, September 15, 2008
work sucked as usual
in-service tomorrow, there goes the off day !
ooooh oooh, i've been getting question about the quote from the previous entry.
Honestly it's not mine.
It's from a show
I think this particular character is fucking awesome because he managed to trick everyone into believing his story. to top it off, his fucking powerful.
OMG, PWNZ ~
So yep, If i were a girl i would fangirl over him, build a mini-shrine and stuff. HAAHHA.
DAMN, is it me or during the fasting month there are more hot babes in Bt Batok?
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Friday, September 12, 2008
People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality".
But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true?" Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage.
Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?
Yaaa, what a boring september.
Gee, I heard my promotion would be delayed latest by January ? sucks yo ~
Ah,sometimes i hate my instincts.
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Fuck,I cant believed that exactly one year ago at this time I was sitting inside the Multi Purpose Hall in HTA listening to why guys serve NS.
The day I lost my beautiful hair. The day I was ENLISTED
1 year left ~ and hello pink IC and to Societyyyy.
So i take that as i lost.
Im on a losing streak.
If this was like a video game,i would have load my saved data
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Definitely the most busiest Police day of my life.
1) from not being able to have my morning meal before fasting.
2) chasing a chopper-wielding drunkard through Bukit Batok Central
3) Attended a Suicide Case.
Nasty I'd say
The neck broke, and it turned beyond human limits.
The brain was oooooozing out.
Blood blood blood.
Maybe it's a good thing i didnt eat ?
Man, i hate suicide cases. It brings back memories that i definitely want to forget.
I ... ermm ....
nvm, it's hopeless to even think about it.
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Friday, September 05, 2008
Looking forward every week for the lastest URBAN issue.
Jessica Tan is DEFINITELY one of the best Miss Singapore ever.
URBAN + Jessica Tan = A very happy Hazmi
Even though his day sucked when he had to run from 15th - 4th chasing this monkey who stole others shoes. Knn ..
Very tired from work.
People say curiousity killed the cat
I beg to differ
I almost killed the cat when it just dashed across the road
when going online is no longer fun
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Hmmm she's 19 with a son aged 2.
Soooo, she had him when she was 17 ?
Her husband is 21. I dont know what he's doing but damn ! ( .......... ) fuuu.
Spousal Violence is ANNOYING.
What was i doing when i was 17 ?
In school, O levels.
If you dont know, I didnt have a good relationship with my father during that year. We fought often.In case you dont know, he did my JAE/DAE without me knowing. Oh well that's done.
Dad told his sons to work together to take over the company. AWEEESOME
I dont see the link of having a LV wallet to being classified as a regular in the SPF
So I just told the aunty at the coffeeshop it was a gift from my old man.
I have yet to hit someone with my baton.
I think it's too brutal, don't you think ?
Phew.. I'm still alive...
Monday, September 01, 2008
To arrest a fellow muslim on the fasting month simply sucked
To almost getting punched simply doubled the already sucky feeling
then again,
To be back home sure is nice.
Sometimes you just dont know what went wrong.
Somtimes you just think all of this is bullshit
then again,
Sometimes you just dont want to give up.
Fasting month.
It's just like weight management for boxing.
Only difference is that, we dont train.
Chemistry huhhh ?
how troublesome ..
Damn no food. Sucks to be back home late after work.
Phew.. I'm still alive...