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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
I love jokes, all kinds ~
so yep, i shall write 2 jokes i heard today that made me laugh. Though it's much hilarious if you heard it upfront. Ah,fck it.
A short one
1) Father: Son, when there's a will there's a way !
Son: No dad, when there's a will there's a relative
Get it ? you sucked bad if you dont.
2) Man was eating when his wife came up to him and smacked him with a frying pan. Annoyed, he asked why and his wife answered him with " I found a piece of paper in your pants. It said "Jenny". Man replied " It was the horse I betted on!" Wife apologised and left. Next day during dinner. Wife took a bigger frying pan and smacked him unconcious. He woke up in the hospital and asked "And.. what is that for?"
The wife replied
" Your horse called ~ "
OMG,LOL LOL ((:
funny shit made my day.
well,getting tasered just now wasnt that pleasent.
this is what you get when the brothers get bored after
dinner.
and the aftermath of their boredom.
War ~ im ranked 3rd !
Yes,this is WOW ( World of Warcraft )
Phew.. I'm still alive...